What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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