What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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