Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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