Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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