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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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