Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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