A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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