- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Equal rights!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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