Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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