What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anthony sucks

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Katy Perry

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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