Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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