What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

You sick fiend

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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