- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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