Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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