- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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