- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

PENIS that is all

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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