What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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