- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

the lemon was sweet.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

WILLYS

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock knock come in.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??