- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

the lemon was sweet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

WILLYS

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock knock come in.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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