- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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