A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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cory is gay

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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