- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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