- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

ure mama's so fat

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

binladin walks into the american seals

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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