- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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