Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

You just read this ..

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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