- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is your name? My name is Jeff

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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