Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

123 f*ck off

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Hey how is your wife and my kids

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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