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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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