- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??