- Anti Joke

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

123 f*ck off

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

123 f*ck off

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.