A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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