What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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