- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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