- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

here's a joke... the american education society

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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