roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

SUCK MY NUTS

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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