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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Set up Punch line.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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