So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Women drivers...

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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