- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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