What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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