- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Tommy got neutered.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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