Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Katy Perry

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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