Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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