What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Jovan

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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