- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Face...tastes like chicken!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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