- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How would you rule?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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The cream, it is coming

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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