Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

 

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's long and black The unemployment line

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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