What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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