what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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