Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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