- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

women's rights.

save me from the nothing ive become

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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