- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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