What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Justin Bieber

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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