Chuck Norris.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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João Duarte reads this.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What is my name? I dont know

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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