A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

13 =B you just learned something

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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