- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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