- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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