Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

13 =B you just learned something

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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