- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Irish sobriety

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Pickles are powerful

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Feminism

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

You bumder!

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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