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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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