One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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