- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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