- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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