What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A bar walks into a man

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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