- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

This isn't funny.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Your mom is so old she died

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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