what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Golf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

i wonder who made this website? a human

hey guys im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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