- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

2 black kids walk into school

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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