- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Ready for something funny? nothing

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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