- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

autistic kids rock

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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